June 2007 Archives

Well, my time just got a little more hectic. I got a beta invite to Tabula Rasa yesterday (playtr.com is the official site). Other than that, I guess I could risk breaking the NDA.

1) Do not go in the game and attack those monkeys doing gang signs and wearing the colors of the Bloods or Crypts. They'll bust a cap in your ass!

2) If you see anything that resembles a Wookie, just shut up about it or else George Lucas will sue somebody. However, Ewoks are less likely to cause issues and Jar-Jar Binks won't at all because even Lucas doesn't care what happens to him.

3) If you step in something squishy and brown, that is NOT mud... keep moving along or someone will say you put some extra stank on the fight.

And finally...

4) I have yet to get inside the game so if any of the things above are living, dead, and/or any other state in the game is purely coincidence.

This has been the game that I have waited almost 4 years to see. Do you think I'd risk it now? What the hell were you thinking?

That is all.